
The Unsung Heroics Of Michael Porter Jr.
One look at Michael Porter Jr. and you might think what my girlfriend thinks… Fuckboi But dig a little deeper and MPJ becomes the antithesis of that. When Michael Porter Jr. fell all the way to the Nuggets in the 2018 draft (mostly because a Clippers doctor said he’d never play again), Nuggets fans were…

Projecting The NCAA Tournament Champion And Possible Upsets
(Guest post by Shoeless Jack) With the NCAA tournament starting on Thursday, there’s two main questions people arepreoccupied with: who is going to win the tournament, and what lower seeds project as possibleupset candidates? Fortunately, there are several analytical tools that can help predict theseoutcomes, yet they are often overlooked by the casual fan. Predicting…

Lars Nootbaar – An International Sensation
St. Louis Cardinals’ 25 year old outfielder, Lars Nootbaar, has swept the nation. In fact, he is sweeping many nations, including Japan, as he is breaking out on Team Japan in the 2023 World Baseball Classic. Some are calling him an instant Japanese baseball legend. Only time will tell if his recent breakout is sustainable…

GIMME THE LOOT: ALL CAPS FOR THE PLAYERS
HELLO AND WELCOME BACK FOR MY FAVORITE GOLF WEEK OF THE YEAR. I WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF LOWER CASE LETTERS BUT ITS THE PLAYERS AND WITH THE PLAYERS ALL LETTERS REQUIRE CAPITALIZATION (quick lowercase aside, I have a friend/classmate who works at TPC Sawgrass and every time he texts me about the PLAYERS…

Go Off King
This blog will be short, because I’m just gonna leave this video here for your viewing pleasure. (if you want context, read what MyWitzEnd wrote here) The only thing I’ll add is the final reason why Kendrick Perkins is so ridiculously wrong about the Jokic stat-padding narrative, because I wish JJ Redick could have had…

Great Comedy Is Back
Today I’m gonna try something a little different. I love sports, obviously. That’s why this website is called LootSports.com, and not something else. But anyone who knows me knows my other favorite thing in the world is comedy. So while I sit here watching a fantastic Suns-Mavericks matchup, I can’t stop thinking about the new…

Why Do We Listen To Kendrick Perkins
On Tuesday morning, Kendrick Perkins joined Stephen A. on First Take and fired off a Stephen A+ take. I couldn’t disagree with the take more, but I’ve spoken about my own personal preoccupation with the take game. There’s an art to it and K-Perk knows how to play it. He embodied the name of the…

The Pitch Clock Will Ruin Baseball
Welcome to the 2023 MLB season — we have a new guest joining us this year — the pitch clock. Bottom of the 9th inning tied ball game, your favorite team is up to bat with two outs and a full count. The bases are loaded and your favorite clutch player is up to bat…

Gimme The Loot: The Arnold Palmer Invitational At Bae Hill
We have elevated back to a full field event as the Tour goes to Arnold Palmer’s Place in Orlando at Bay Hill. And in honor of Arnold, Bay Hill makes birdies tough and bogies easy. As is customary in Florida, there’s a lot of water so an emphasis on ball striking is once again going…

MLB Power Rankings: Preseason
Spring is in the air. Birds are singing, mowers are buzzing, windows are open, babies are being born, and Opening Day is right around the corner. With Spring comes hope; there’s no room for pessimism as the temperature hits 70 degrees for the first time since September. I present to you my preseason power rankings…
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